The X factor it is then…
Really looking forward to a family night out at the cinema … so, looking through reviews on the local cinema’s website …
Spectre…’the story is predictable, characterisation thin and overall it lacks the emotional depth of Skyfall’ OK, so not Spectre then…
The Hunger Games …’Bar a couple stand-out scenes, it plods a bit and Lawrence feels like she’s outgrown the role. Functional rather than fantastic’ Or Hunger Games…
Christmas Coopers … ‘trite conclusions, cringing pronouncements and shameless contrivance’ OK, so not this either…
The Night Before … ‘heavily reminiscent of Rogen and Goldberg’s Superbad but not as good, with crude silliness and predictable bromance’ Or this…
Pan …’Messy, pantomimish and full of incongruous ideas; the pitied and likeable Miller is the only thing about it worth watching’ Erm OK…
Can only think staff wanted a night off. Curry and the X factor it is then …just saying.
